Yesterday, For some reason the Lakers decided to wear shorts and can we say disturbing?
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Dec
07
Disturbing?
Indeed Mercury Morris there is an undefeated team, yes i know it might shock you but this does happen when there actually is an elite team in the NFL… But it appears hes the only one who gives a shit
“It matters to us,” he said, referring to his former Miami teammates. “But contrary to the way the media reports it, we’re not a bunch of bitter old men sitting around with champagne and waiting for that last team to lose. That’s a myth. We’re old, but we’re not bitter, and I don’t even like champagne. If we’re toasting, we’re not toasting their loss but our accomplishment.
So to Mercury Morris, SHUT UP. Yes the 1972 Dolphins were undefeated but until the Patriots go undefeated it doesn’t matter. Its just a record, and sorry to bring up the tired old cliches but the record doesn’t count. Get over it Merury…
Cornelius Lekkerkerker, however not a big name in the hearts of many but in the hearts of the few who know him he is god. Not for his play, work ethic or devotion to the community. But because of how amazing his name is… When you see the name Lekkerkerker what do you think, nothing thats right because its shocked you into oblivion and you have no idea what to say. Its kind of like amnesia, you don’t know you have it and you don’t know if you remember. Its just simply that amazing.
This brings us to the question is he a god, due to his name that adds a significant level of godliness and other factors increase it. Another thing that raises his level is this quote:
Guard Cory Lekkerkerker said players are already on notice that big changes could be in store.
“The first thing I think of that comes on a lot of guys’ minds is he might make some changes, and you hope you’re not part of those changes,” Lekkerkerker said. “He’s going to do what he feels is best for the team. I think everybody has a lot of respect for him, they’re excited that he’s coming here.”
Calling out a team that sucks, in which you are one of the suckiest. Now that takes balls, and raises his god level immensely. Another God upper is he got in a fight with Kherry Rhodes, and nobody can resist the awesomeness of a football fight and with a dude named LEKERKERKER. Just doesn’t get better than that.
So as you go to bed tonight, you think long and hard and decide who to pray to. You can pray to whatever god you want, even Peter John Ramos if you like. But if you want a true god you must go with Lekkerkerker
Addition:
To add on to the awesomeness, hes so bad ass he almost spits on John Beck…
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Dec
07
the greatest picture ever made
It’s as simple as that. Two gods in one. And not just any gods. THE two gods.
Savor the picture.
For this post we will go back in time all the way back to 2004 for one of the most hillarious conversations you will ever encounter courtesy of HoopsHype http://hoopshype.com/interviews/ramos_sierra.htm.
When did you start playing basketball?
Peter John Ramos: I started playing when I was 13. I used to play when I was in New York, but not much. But then, they got me a coach and I started playing seriously.
How tall are you exactly? In some places I’ve read 7-foot-2, in others 7-foot-3…
PJR: Right now, I weigh 280 pounds and I’m 7-foot-4.
Is it true that you are still growing?
PJR: It could be. I don’t know. I don’t know for sure.
You declared yourself eligible for the draft three weeks ago. Who advised you to do that?
PJR: Nobody. It was my own decision. It was a decision I made myself. I’ve been working hard and I think I deserve it. I think it was the best decision for me.
What are your plans for the next two months? Are you going to play in the Puerto Rican league or will you come to the U.S. so that NBA teams can see you?
PJR: I have not made any decision about it yet. I don’t know. For now, I’m just going to keep working hard on my game and then we’ll see.
Is there any chance that you pull your name out of the draft?
PJR: It’s possible. We’ll see. If I’m not going to be among the Top 15, I may pull my name out of the draft. But if they are going to take me between 1-15, I’m definitely staying in the draft.
So the 15th pick would be enough for you?
PJR: Yes. Anywhere between the No.1 pick and the 15th pick is fine with me.
If you don’t go to the NBA next year, would you consider the possibility of playing in Europe?
PJR: I have not made a decision about it. That’s not the plan, but you never know how things are going to work out. We’ll see.
Do you follow the NBA much in Puerto Rico?
PJR: Yes.
Any team you like in special?
PJR: I’ve always liked the Lakers. They have been my favorite team since I was a kid. But if it’s about the draft, I don’t care about the team. Any team that selects me, I’m going there.
What’s your favorite player in the NBA?
PJR: My favorite player is Shaquille O’Neal.
Felix Rivera, the president of your club (Criollos de Caguas), said that you could be a dominant player like Shaq or Yao in a couple of years. Do you agree with him?
PJR: Of course I do. I know that when I get there, I’m going to shine. I know that because I’ve worked very hard and I’m going to continue working very hard to achieve my goals.
In which areas of your game do you think you have to work on the most?
PJR: I work on everything. I know I have some good things, but I have to work on everything every day.
How would you describe yourself as a player in a few words?
PJR: I would describe myself as a player who works really hard. I pursue my dreams to the fullest. And I’m a player that likes challenges. I would also have to say that I’m very focused on what I do. Very focused.
We obviously don’t know what they are smoking at ESPN when they report news, but it must be some strong stuff. After the Bill Parcells press conference, they preceded to talk about the Dolphins. Of course hoho haha what harm could be done by talking about what Parcells must do, boy were we wrong
First question who will be the dolphins coach next year, and of course who do they go to first…. Romeo FUCKING Crennel. Yes the coach that has 2 years on his contract and possibly may send the Browns to the playoff, yes of course Romeo Crennel the one who we would have to give draft picks for him to be the Dolphins coach… But then even more screwed up things came via John Clayton
He went with realistic candidates and hey what you know, nobody knows who the hell they are. I mean a WR coach for gods sake. Yeah i heard about dem WR coaches deys is some hots properties… And of course not one mention of a coach who got a shitty team plagued with injuries, Cam Cameron.
And of course they talk about replacing the GM, because one year with a successful offseason is just not good enough. Maybe next time should put down the bowl and actually report things that matter. Not some BS ProFootball talk crap. Might be a good idea to research before hand, and not to deep like John Clayton when hes on LSD…
At -43 years old, that gives you about 78 years to compile stats and such forth in the NFL. So will he break all records in the NFL. Well at this time he will get about 10 carries a game for the Steelers over 10 to 20 years he could gather up stats equivalent to a 7 year starter (Remember how many yards Barry Sander had?). And no doubt with in those 20 years he will get a starting job on some team because of his shear awesomeness.
After his career as a running back which he’ll retire in 2050 at the age of 0, and he will own all of the rushing records. Rushing attempts, Rushing Yards, Most Seasons with 1000 yards, Most 100 yard rushing games and 200 yard rushing games and the most rushing touchdowns.
After he breaks all the record he will eventually convert to QB then all offensive line positions, then eventually TE/WR. Over the next 20 years till 2070 he will break all records, and even go to jail for 2 years and comeback. Unfortunately he went in for smuggling aqua dots laced with lead. After the 2070 year he will retire but due to fans wanting him back, he obliges and will sign with the Raiders to be a Defensive end. He will then continue to move onto to be a linebacker and eventually a corner back. He will do this on and off for the next 20 years, barring him being a pizza man for one year because he had an urge to eat pizza all year. He broke all records devoted to defense and offense in his tenure also the record in the NFL which was 83 years. He was not inducted into the hall of fame however due to his arrest for grand larceny of a chuck e cheeses, i mean who doesn’t love their pizza. Russell will be the Pete Rose of Football and his legacy will live on for 100′s of years.
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Dec
07
New
Well we will be talking about the amazing -43 year old man himself Gary Russell and other crap, so hello…
