Is Cornelius Andrew Lekkerkerker a God?

Cornelius Lekkerkerker, however not a big name in the hearts of many but in the hearts of the few who know him he is god. Not for his play, work ethic or devotion to the community. But because of how amazing his name is… When you see the name Lekkerkerker what do you think, nothing thats right because its shocked you into oblivion and you have no idea what to say. Its kind of like amnesia, you don’t know you have it and you don’t know if you remember. Its just simply that amazing.

This brings us to the question is he a god, due to his name that adds a significant level of godliness and other factors increase it. Another thing that raises his level is this quote:

Guard Cory Lekkerkerker said players are already on notice that big changes could be in store.

“The first thing I think of that comes on a lot of guys’ minds is he might make some changes, and you hope you’re not part of those changes,” Lekkerkerker said. “He’s going to do what he feels is best for the team. I think everybody has a lot of respect for him, they’re excited that he’s coming here.”

Calling out a team that sucks, in which you are one of the suckiest. Now that takes balls, and raises his god level immensely. Another God upper is he got in a fight with Kherry Rhodes, and nobody can resist the awesomeness of a football fight and with a dude named LEKERKERKER. Just doesn’t get better than that.

So as you go to bed tonight, you think long and hard and decide who to pray to. You can pray to whatever god you want, even Peter John Ramos if you like. But if you want a true god you must go with Lekkerkerker

Addition:

To add on to the awesomeness, hes so bad ass he almost spits on John Beck…

the greatest picture ever made

It’s as simple as that. Two gods in one. And not just any gods. THE two gods.

Savor the picture.

Peter “Party” John Ramos Flashback Day

For this post we will go back in time all the way back to 2004 for one of the most hillarious conversations you will ever encounter courtesy of HoopsHype http://hoopshype.com/interviews/ramos_sierra.htm.

When did you start playing basketball?

Peter John Ramos: I started playing when I was 13. I used to play when I was in New York, but not much. But then, they got me a coach and I started playing seriously.

How tall are you exactly? In some places I’ve read 7-foot-2, in others 7-foot-3…

PJR: Right now, I weigh 280 pounds and I’m 7-foot-4.

Is it true that you are still growing?

PJR: It could be. I don’t know. I don’t know for sure.

You declared yourself eligible for the draft three weeks ago. Who advised you to do that?

PJR: Nobody. It was my own decision. It was a decision I made myself. I’ve been working hard and I think I deserve it. I think it was the best decision for me.

What are your plans for the next two months? Are you going to play in the Puerto Rican league or will you come to the U.S. so that NBA teams can see you?

PJR: I have not made any decision about it yet. I don’t know. For now, I’m just going to keep working hard on my game and then we’ll see.

Is there any chance that you pull your name out of the draft?

PJR: It’s possible. We’ll see. If I’m not going to be among the Top 15, I may pull my name out of the draft. But if they are going to take me between 1-15, I’m definitely staying in the draft.

So the 15th pick would be enough for you?

PJR: Yes. Anywhere between the No.1 pick and the 15th pick is fine with me.

If you don’t go to the NBA next year, would you consider the possibility of playing in Europe?

PJR: I have not made a decision about it. That’s not the plan, but you never know how things are going to work out. We’ll see.

Do you follow the NBA much in Puerto Rico?

PJR: Yes.

Any team you like in special?

PJR: I’ve always liked the Lakers. They have been my favorite team since I was a kid. But if it’s about the draft, I don’t care about the team. Any team that selects me, I’m going there.

What’s your favorite player in the NBA?

PJR: My favorite player is Shaquille O’Neal.

Felix Rivera, the president of your club (Criollos de Caguas), said that you could be a dominant player like Shaq or Yao in a couple of years. Do you agree with him?

PJR: Of course I do. I know that when I get there, I’m going to shine. I know that because I’ve worked very hard and I’m going to continue working very hard to achieve my goals.

In which areas of your game do you think you have to work on the most?

PJR: I work on everything. I know I have some good things, but I have to work on everything every day.

How would you describe yourself as a player in a few words?

PJR: I would describe myself as a player who works really hard. I pursue my dreams to the fullest. And I’m a player that likes challenges. I would also have to say that I’m very focused on what I do. Very focused.

So What is ESPN smoking when they report news?

We obviously don’t know what they are smoking at ESPN when they report news, but it must be some strong stuff. After the Bill Parcells press conference, they preceded to talk about the Dolphins. Of course hoho haha what harm could be done by talking about what Parcells must do, boy were we wrong

First question who will be the dolphins coach next year, and of course who do they go to first…. Romeo FUCKING Crennel.  Yes the coach that has 2 years on his contract and possibly may send the Browns to the playoff, yes of course Romeo Crennel the one who we would have to give draft picks for him to be the Dolphins coach… But then even more screwed up things came via John Clayton

He went with realistic candidates and hey what you know, nobody knows who the hell they are. I mean a WR coach for gods sake. Yeah i heard about dem WR coaches deys is some hots properties… And of course not one mention of a coach who got a shitty team plagued with injuries, Cam Cameron.

And of course they talk about replacing the GM, because one year with a successful offseason is just not good enough. Maybe next time should put down the bowl and actually report things that matter. Not some BS ProFootball talk crap. Might be a good idea to research before hand, and not to deep like John Clayton when hes on LSD…